Thursday, December 4, 2008

blood diamonds

These are bad blood diamonds, Mutare's Manica Post newspaper says.

An abnormally high number of gwejas (dealers) and gwejarine (female dealers) have been killed in car crashes. When a gweja died (this was before Operation No Return) the whole of Mutare came to a standstill as the surviving gwejas plus the odd ruling ZANU-PF party official drove slowly round the city centre in their Pajeros and Hummers, tail-lights flashing in a final ghoulish lap of honour.

The Manica Post says the stones are cursed.

Of course, it might just be that the gwejas (most of whom were previously economically-marginalised) simply bought their driving licences and never actually learnt how to drive.

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